Just forget about Donatas Motiejunas, Lithuania-bros. I have sources inside the Rockets organization that don’t want me to tell you this, but I want you guys to find it out from a trusted source instead of a faceless media conglomerate: D-Mo died like a week ago. Just straight up died not only because of how injured he was, but also because of how heartbroken he was that the Rockets didn’t really want him. That’s why the media doesn’t know about this yet, is because of the coverup going on in Houston. Sorry bros. You were going to find out sooner or later, and its better this way.
Domantas Sabonis is just as good anyway, and is the perfect receptacle for your nationalistic fervor. Check out this video. It’s got everything that D-Mo used to do: post moves and three-pointers. Hell yeah! PLUS, his dad was a basketball legend, while Donatas’ dad was probably like a welder or something lame. So this is actually better. Isn’t that great? It’s like the Circle of Life for real.
AAAAAHHHH ZABENYAAAAAAAAAAHH!