Kentavious Caldwell-Pope has a really sweet-looking jumper. It doesn’t go in an extraordinarily large amount of the time, but it still looks absolutely perfect. Even his bricks have a certain aesthetic quality to them.
See that above paragraph, Pistons fans? See that? That means I don’t hate KCP, and I don’t hate the Pistons or the city of Detroit either! So you can just all calm down about how much I supposedly hate you guys and your team/city/state. Because I don’t. Me not making highlights every time Tobes scores 19 doesn’t indicate hate of any sort. And those comments about how Detroit is kind of a hellhole in some places, that was just me stating facts. You cannot deny that parts of Detroit are like Somalia for real.
So just chill out, okay? You guys make the best rectangular pizza.