Sorry about my other videos tonight. Well, maybe not sorry. Just acknowledging that for some people, they would be unsatisfactory, what with their point totals of 18,12,16,19,14,15,12, and 15. Good amounts of points for the players involved, sure, but not a good amount of points for players who are actually good. LeBron James scores 15 by scratching his ass.
This Eric Gordon video should be more to your liking. 27 points (a legit amount of points) and 7 threes for the guy afflicted eternally with “resting sad face”. And a dunk. Did I tell you about the dunk? It looks pretty good at first glance, but then they show a replay and you realize that his athleticism is but a pale shadow of what it used to be.
It’s been so long since Gordon was on the Clippers that I don’t even remember the circumstances around his departure from that team. Did I ever know in the first place? Everything is so hazy these days.