I just had a total brainwave: get ready for mindscape-altering revelations: this time with extra colons: revenge of the colon:
Joe Harris is what Jimmer Fredette would be if Jimmer was bigger.
Wow, I just looked at that, and it’s actually pretty stupid. Dammit. I thought I was having some sort of realization on the fundamental nature of NBA players and their comparisons, and maybe I was, but this one just sucks. I mean, you can’t blame me for getting a little excited as soon as I started feeling something coming on; I’ve been standing next to this microwave FOREVER waiting for my brain chemistry to start producing thoughts unthought and revelations unrevealed.
There’s always next time, I guess. Back to the microwave!