In the aftermath of the American presidential election, I feel it is prudent to be as transparent and open as possible. I may have acted, in the past, under the concealing cloak of opacity and closed-ness. In the interest of trust and friendship, nothing will be hidden; everything will be placed before the public eye…
Read MoreDay: November 13, 2016
Joe Harris Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
I just had a total brainwave: get ready for mindscape-altering revelations: this time with extra colons: revenge of the colon: Joe Harris is what Jimmer Fredette would be if Jimmer was bigger. Wow, I just looked at that, and it’s actually pretty stupid. Dammit. I thought I was having some sort of realization on the…
Read MoreMarquese Chriss 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
OFFICIALS WAYS TO PRONOUNCE MARQUESE CHRISS’ FIRST NAME POWER RANKINGS 1. Mar-queasy 2. Mar-queece 3. Mar-cheese 4. Mar-quizz 5. M’-arr-queeze 6. Mar-keece 7. Mark-say 8. Mar-coo-ease 9. Mare-quayse 10. Tyrus Thomas
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 12 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
No John Wall, no Bradley Beal, no problem! Well, actually, the Wizards lost, so I guess it was a problem, but maybe not as big of a problem as you would expect! Small victories! Tomas Satoransky (depicted) and Sheldon McClellan (pending) are just as good basically. 15 for McClellan is pretty much what Beal scores…
Read MoreBuddy Hield 18 Points Full Highlights (11/12/2016)
These are not the quality of highlights I expected when I saw “Buddy Hield” in the boxscore with a little “18” in the points column. I knew he didn’t make many threes, but I was anticipating an avalanche of swaggy midrange jumpers in their stead. I hope you like layups. I mean, there’s nothing inherently…
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