Unlike mystery-man Rodney McGruder, I actually know who Sheldon McClellan is. For real. Remember, I’m being transparent and open now, with no falsehoods or deceptions. Sheldon McClellan is a very known quantity to me. My brain contains many facts about Sheldon McClellan. His first name is Sheldon. His last name is McClellan. He plays NBA basketball for the Wizards.
Still don’t believe that I know who Sheldon McClellan is? Be amazed as I continue my in-depth exploration of the person that is Sheldon McClellan:
Sheldon McClellan is a black person. He has a good amount of hair on the top of his head, but also a lesser amount on the pointy tip at the bottom. When Sheldon McClellan scores 15 points in the NBA, he does it against the Chicago Bulls exclusively. John Wall enjoys the company of Sheldon McClellan, but secretly worries that Sheldon will take his friend Bradley’s playing time on the NBA basketball court.
Yes, I see you are convinced. How silly of you to ever think that I wouldn’t know things about Sheldon McClellan.