OFFICIAL WAYS TO GET EJECTED POWER RANKINGS
1. Punch an opposing player
2. Punch a ref
3. Punch your own coach
4. Punch a teammate
5. Punch a fan
6. Punch an opposing coach
7. Lie down on the scorer’s table, put on headphones, get beer splashed on you, run into the stands, punch the wrong fan, prompt a commentator to scream “where’s the security?”
8. Commit a flagrant 2 foul
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9001. At the end of a blowout, pick up your second technical foul while not really doing anything wrong, then calmly walk off the court after a minute-long period of confusion where everybody just stands around