Jrue Holiday 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/18/2016)

I’m not much for conspiracy theories. A bunch of un-factchecked nonsense supported by believers who mindlessly gulp down any swill that is forced down their throats. A product of a strange new era of media consumption. But some things are just too coincidental. Jrue Holiday comes back after a host of injury and family issues,…

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Cody Zeller Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2016)

Wow, I was about to rag on the Hornets for picking Cody Zeller (whose career high is only 23 points apparently) 4th overall, but I somehow had forgotten how absolutely garbage that draft was. My bad. Not every team drafted a Giannis that year. Whoops. Sorry about that. Zeller hasn’t been an amazing stat-stuffing type…

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Nicolas Batum 24 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2016)

How is Nicolas Batum only 27 years old? I feel like he’s been in the league for forever. Is he pulling an Ersan/Yi/Serge/Thon where he’s older than he claims, but instead of doing the age-changing before he got into the league he just subtracted three from his years when he got traded to the Hornets?…

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Alan Williams Career High 15 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2016)

DownToBuck’s ghetto fast-food lifehack of the day: go to McDonalds and order a McDouble (or two, one really isn’t enough) with no ketchup, then ask for Big Mac sauce on the side. Bam! Ghetto Big Mac on the cheap. It tastes about the same, you don’t pay the huge markup for the middle bun, and…

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