That’s it. I’m done. The NBA is under the thumb of a vast conspiracy that reaches deeper than feared. I can hardly stand to support this rigged league any longer.
For those who missed it the first time: Jrue Holiday returning to the Pelicans led to one of their few wins of the season. Maybe, MAYBE, by itself, that wouldn’t be cause for concern. I posited my troubling theory that having good players on your basketball leads to more wins for that team. I know, it sounds crazy, but the facts starting piling up on its side.
Now it has happened again. The Pelicans (bad team) won with Jrue Holiday (good player) seeing significant playing time. Two wins in two games, due solely to the addition of a good player to their lineup. The truth can no longer be denied: the fortunes of the NBA’s 30 teams are heavily influenced by the quality of the players on their respective rosters.
It’s not too late for me to start making American Football highlights, is it? I heard the NFL hasn’t been cracking down as hard on fanmade highlight vids as they used to. DownToPack, anyone?