I thought people were supposed to be excited for Terry Rozier. I thought BOSTON FANS were supposed to be excited for Terry Rozier. That’s honestly what I thought. And I was honestly wrong, because the view counts on my videos are informing me that absolutely nobody is excited for Terry Rozier. At all. Not even his parents.
My video from a few days ago showing Rozier’s 11-and-5 performance (an excellent performance for a scrub like him, mind you) failed to garner even a thousand views. One thousand is DTB’s official threshold for determining whether or not a video should have ever seen the light of day. According to that criterion, Rozier’s video should have been locked away in the DTB archives never to be seen by eyes other than mine and my cat Japurri’s, who was sitting on my lap at the time of its creation.
What I’m saying is, if this video doesn’t get 1,000 views or more in the next week, I am officially finished with making Rozier highlights until he scores more than twenty. And I don’t care how many times he dunks it.