Taurean Prince 10 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2016)

Taurean Prince approached the front door of his teammate Kent Bazeemore’s house. He had been invited to the party by Kent himself, but Kent had been secretive as to the exact nature of the gathering. Taurean wondered if it was supposed to be a surprise for somebody and if a rookie like him couldn’t be…

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Ed Davis 14 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2016)

I thought I was going crazy. I had already checked myself in to the mental asylum and everything and was settling down in my padded room, preparing to live out the rest of my life surrounded by similarly-afflicted crazies like in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest or something. The reason for my assumed mental…

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Jamal Murray 24 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2016)

New top commentary moment of the year: one of the old Nuggets dudes tunelessly intoning “The Baby Bunch, the Baby Bunch” in a crude imitation of the “Brady Bunch” theme song. One of the most exciting sequences of Denver’s year so far, the crowd is hyped, the players are hyped, everybody is hyped, and you…

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Steven Adams Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2016)

As usual, Nick Young has to go and ruin everything. Typical Swaggy P. Steven Adams has a career-high 20 points, capped off by a go-ahead putback with 13 seconds left. Potentially a catalyzing moment for basketball in New Zealand. A memory etched in the hearts and minds of every Kiwi who dares to dream of…

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Tim Frazier Career High 21 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (11/22/2016)

I previously thought that my Tim Frazier highlights uploaded on April 3rd, the Year of Our Lord Two-Thousand and Sixteen, would be the unassailable summit that no other Tim Frazier highlights package could ever hope to reach. It was fair of me to think that; those were three-and-a-half minutes of frickin’ TIM FRAZIER highlights. However,…

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Mindaugas Kuzminskas 10 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2016)

Is it just me or does Mindaugas Kuzminskas kind of look like someone’s grandma? Not the super-old blue-haired wrinkly-as-all-hell kind of grandma, but the 65-year-old-ish kind that still looks like a functioning member of society. The quiet kind who loves all her grandkids very much and makes the best ever gingersnaps, which you can eat…

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Kristaps Porzingis 31 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2016)

Who is this guy? That isn’t Clyde Frazier talking. Where is Clyde? I want Clyde. This other guy pretty much ruins this video. Has he never seen Kristaps Porzingis play before in his life? He’s reacting to normal Krispy moves with unwarranted jubilation. That would be fine if this was like Krispy’s first game in…

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