I previously thought that my Tim Frazier highlights uploaded on April 3rd, the Year of Our Lord Two-Thousand and Sixteen, would be the unassailable summit that no other Tim Frazier highlights package could ever hope to reach. It was fair of me to think that; those were three-and-a-half minutes of frickin’ TIM FRAZIER highlights. However, I was wrong. So very, very wrong. Turns out, some mountains are meant to be scaled, perhaps their scaling could even be considered immanent… anyway, no apologies are necessary, however, because…
You are about to have MAXIMUM Tim Frazier highlights INJECTED directly into your BRAIN STEM! Do you think you can handle it? Do you think your fragile hominid mind can withstand the burning power contained within? THINK AGAIN! Only the most seasoned highlight-watchers can even hope to make it through HALF this video! Believe me, I tried. I tried, AND FAILED. I, who have consumed more highlights than any other human currently residing on this terrestrial sphere! There is just NO WAY to make it through all three minutes and forty seconds of the Small Fundamental CARPET-BOMBING the helpless and PANIC-STRICKEN Hawks.
If you, in your misguided let slightly admirable hubris, wish to continue, please sign the below contract:
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