Sean “$ean$wag” Kilpatrick had a string of bad games before this one, shooting poorly enough from the field where I felt like I might have to modify his nickname to more accurately reflect his true nature as a basketball player. The first change would have been to drop the “$wag” from his name since he no longer appeared to have very much. Correction, he had plenty of swag but it was the bad kind of swag, the Nick Young type of swag where you just shoot a lot of shots and none of them go in. That kind of swag doesn’t have a dollar sign in it.
Of course, if we’re dropping the “$wag” from $ean$wag, then we probably also have to drop the “$” from “$ean”. That leaves us with an unsatisfactory nickname of just “ean”, unless you correct it again to add the S back on, in which case Sean’s nickname becomes…”Sean”.
That sounds like a good nickname to me, actually. It’s a lot easier to type than the one with dollar signs in it. So, if $ean$wag reverts back to his 30% shooting ways, I will refer to him solely as Sean “Sean” Kilpatrick.