If “Unicorn” is really going to be Kristaps Porzingis’ nickname of choice (supplanting my own nomination of “Krispy”), then any or all of the following things need to happen:
-Kristaps needs to gallop down the court like a horse after making a three
-Kristaps needs to make a “horn” with his finger and/or fist after making a three
-Kristaps needs to inform the Knicks PA guy that he should be called “The Unicorn” instead of “Kristaps Porzingis”
-Teammates need to hop off the bench and gallop in place whenver Kristaps does anything of note on the court
-Adult Swim needs to remake their hit flash game “Robot Unicorn Attack” to feature Kristaps as the unicorn
-Clyde needs to come up with some rhymes for unicorn and they can’t include the word “porn” because this is a kid-friendly broadcast
-Just forget about that stupid nickname and use mine instead please