“I finally did it,” I whisper into the serene silence of the room of my house where all my highlight mastery takes place. “All these years, toiling, slaving, it has all culminated in this one moment.” I close my eyes and savor the feeling of success, the feeling of ultimate triumph. My cat, Japurri Purrker,…
Read MoreDay: November 30, 2016
Eric Gordon 24 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2016)
Eric Gordon banks in a three in this video. That alone should disqualify him from ever being considered a good player ever again. Ever. And it’s not like it was a heave or an off-balance shot; he just squared up from the top of the three-point line and chucked it about a foot too far….
Read MoreBrook Lopez 27 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (11/29/2016)
The “Brook Lopez shooting threes” experiment continues unabated. It’s producing, uh, results. Definitely some sort of results. That’s what experiments do, and this one’s doing it. You can expect nothing less while he shoots five (god damn) three-pointers (holy balls) a game (what). We have moved from the “can Brook Lopez even shoot these things…
Read MoreJrue Holiday 22 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2016)
What the hell kind of name is Jrue, anyway? Just something that somebody (probably the mother, you know how they can be) just made up for fun? I can’t find any reference to any other “Jrue”s. Is Holiday the only one? That would be kind of cool, but not really, because it’s mostly lame, because…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 17 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2016)
I fully expected to hate Michael “Beez Nuts” Beasley playing for the Bucks. I had seen a lot of him during that stint with the Rockets, and while he put up some good stats there, it didn’t look like the kind of basketball I wanted on my team. I guess this time the tiger did…
Read MoreTobias Harris 24 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2016)
I can’t be the only who’s got the feeling that Tobias Harris has dropped out of the view of the general NBA consciousness. I just can’t be. There must be others. There was a bunch of hype for Tobes after he got traded to the Magic, and then a smaller amount after he was sent…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick Career High 38 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2016)
Before you get too excited for Sean Kilpatrick scoring 38 points, keep in mind that it was on 34 shot attempts, which is the second most in the league this season, never mind the fact that the game went into two overtimes, and, and… SCREW IT! HYPE TIME FOR SEAN KILPATRICK IS UPON US! Who…
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