When James Harden gives his MVP speech, he’d better devote a whole section of it to talking about how good Clint Capela is at catching lobs. I’m thinking like 10-15 minutes of the speech would be good. That still leaves like 10 minutes to talk about all the other stuff he wants to. Plenty of…
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Langston Galloway 23 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2016)
Eventually you guys are gonna start caring about Langston Galloway. One day you will be sitting at the dinner table, or brushing your teeth, or walking the dog, and you will receive a sudden realization: Langston Galloway is a player worth caring about. You will rush to your preferred YouTube-viewing device, and you will search…
Read MoreJrue Holiday 22 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (11/19/2016)
That’s it. I’m done. The NBA is under the thumb of a vast conspiracy that reaches deeper than feared. I can hardly stand to support this rigged league any longer. For those who missed it the first time: Jrue Holiday returning to the Pelicans led to one of their few wins of the season. Maybe,…
Read MoreMarco Belinelli 22 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/19/2016)
Marco Belinelli hasn’t been the same since he left the Spurs. Heck, maybe it goes even further back than that. Has he ever recovered from winning the three-point shootout? He had a brief spurt of success after that particular All-Star Weekend, but by the playoffs was barely doing anything. He was pretty broken with Sacramento,…
Read MoreRodney Hood 25 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2016)
Rodney Hood has reached an exciting new stage of development: the one where he’s so good that you don’t even really notice when he scores 25 points. Wow! Jazz fans must be so happy. It’s good for Hood to get to that stage so quickly in his career. Many, many players never get there, and…
Read MoreNik Stauskas 21 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2016)
In my opinion, the possession starting at 0:31 of this video is the best thing to happen in the NBA so far this season. Nik Stauskas didn’t even look to pass. I don’t know if his eyes ever left the ball he was pounding into dust. And if Stephen Curry did something like that, we’d…
Read MoreJonathan Gibson Career High 26 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2016)
I was freaking out earlier this morning because I almost forgot to make a vid of Jonathan Gibson’s 11-point performance. “What if he never scores that much again?” I asked myself. “The world would never know of Jonathan Gibson’s exploits on an NBA basketball court! That cannot be allowed to happen. This knowledge must not…
Read MoreJoel Embiid 26 Points Full Highlights (11/19/2016)
We’d be looking at a 50-burger here for Joel Embiid if Brett Brown wasn’t such a slave to “doctor’s orders”. Here’s the deal, Brett: you’re the coach. You get to decide who gets what minutes. Not the doctors. Not the “medical experts”. They’ve never played a comepetitive sport in their lives. And you’re letting them…
Read MoreJonathan Gibson 11 Points/3 Assists Mavericks Debut Full Highlights (11/18/2016)
Who would have thought that I could make highlights from a game where the team in question scores just 64 points? For 64 points to happen, everybody has to suck. There can be no good performances in such a game because if there were good performances, the team would score more than 64. Jonathan Gibson…
Read MoreTyler Ulis 10 Points/4 Steals Full Highlights (11/18/2016)
Tyler Ulis is listed at 5’10”, the shortest in the league as far as I’m aware. That puts him roughly at the height of the average American male. However, it is common knowledge that NBA player heights are universally adjusted upwards unless you’re Kevin Durant and don’t want to be known as a seven-footer (insert…
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