I don’t normally show rebounds. Who wants to watch Andre Drummond grab a bunch of boards just by being big? Nobody. Maybe a few demented Pistons fans from Flint whose minds are addled by their lead-contaminated water. That’s it. No sane person wants to watch bigman rebounds. That’s why I no longer indicate rebounds in…
Read MoreMonth: November 2016
Troy Williams 18 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2016)
You’d think that James Johnson would’ve gotten more than just a plain old shooting foul after maliciously trying to end Troy Williams nascent NBA career by pushing the rookie in the back during a dunk attempt. I mean, when I saw it, I got some seriously bad flashbacks. Andrew Bogut going up for the dunk,…
Read MoreDion Waiters 28 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2016)
Do you ever wonder what happens to the spiders that crawl on your wall and then the second you turn your head they disappear and you don’t even know where they went and they could be anywhere? I do. I wonder that a lot. No, the spider isn’t some metaphorical reference to Dion Waiters. We’re…
Read MoreAnthony Morrow 21 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2016)
Here’s a list of “good” three-point shooters currently on the Oklahoma City Thunder roster: -Victor Oladipo -Anthony Morrow Ignore those other dudes who are shooting over 40% from deep on that team. Those dudes don’t count, because who the heck considers Joffrey Lauvergne or Jerami Grant good three point shooters? I don’t. So the Thunder…
Read MoreKristaps Porzingis 25 Points Full Highlights (11/26/2016)
If “Unicorn” is really going to be Kristaps Porzingis’ nickname of choice (supplanting my own nomination of “Krispy”), then any or all of the following things need to happen: -Kristaps needs to gallop down the court like a horse after making a three -Kristaps needs to make a “horn” with his finger and/or fist after…
Read MoreMaurice Harkless 19 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
I never thought I’d say this, but I miss Mike & Mike, the old Blazers commentators. They were homers to the most homerific extent possible, they had no knowledge of the NBA outside of Portland, and the older one was definitely showing signs of Alzheimer’s, but at least they never said stupid things like “Mo…
Read MoreJ.J. Redick 24 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
The last Redick video I made, he scored 22 in the first half before he got shut down in the second half and only scoring a few more. Now his fortunes have been cruelly reversed; Redick scored just two points in the first half of this game before exploding for 22 in the second half….
Read MoreJoffrey Lauvergne 15 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
Did something happen to all my French subscribers? Are they getting their highlights from other sources? Perhaps some “French NBA Players Only” YouTube channel? Because I’ve been over here uploading Gobert, Fournier, and Lauvergne highlights for their benefit, only to see these videos consistently fall short in terms of view counts. It used to be…
Read MoreDavid Lee 15 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
OFFICIAL REASONS FOR WHY DAVID LEE’S POSTER DUNK ON KELLY OLYNYK WASN’T AS GOOD AS YOU THINK POWER RANKINGS 1. It was against his former team the Celtics, so of course you would expect him to play with intensity and with the aim of dunking all over them 2. It was a white guy dunking….
Read MoreJameer Nelson 21 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (11/25/2016)
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