It’s a new year, and with a new year comes new opportunities for Myles Turner to be ignored in favor of more hypeable young players even though he is better than most of them. I can only do so much with my video descriptions when it comes to apportioning hype to the proper players in the proper amounts. At a certain point you just have to throw up your hands and say “people will never shut up about D’Angelo Russell even though Myles Turner is the one who actually contributes to winning basketball.”
This has been the theme of essentially every Myles Turner description this year but I don’t care. It still blows my mind that he’s turning into a star right in front of us and nobody even realizes it because he plays for the Pacers and his name isn’t Milesaps Turningis, Mahlil Turkafor, or D’Myles Tussell.
Whatever. Since I am the conductor of Turner’s hype train, I get to decide who is allowed on. People who watch this video are definitely allowed on. Future people who only like Turner after he makes an all-star appearance are absolutely not allowed on under any circumstances.