Quick Quiz: How EXPOSED were the “world champion” (LOL[lots of laughs]) Cavaliers last night?
a.) Not exposed
b.) Mildly exposed
c.) Exposed
d.) Very exposed
Question 2: How thoroughly did Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe turn Kyle “Athletic Decline” Korver into his personal bitchboy and buttslave for life?
a.) Not thoroughly because Korver is not a bitchboy OR a buttslave
b.) Somewhat thoroughly
c.) Thoroughly; Korver is gonna be sore for the next week or so
d.) Very thoroughly; Korver got bitchmade so hard that he considered walking away from the game of basketball
Question 3: Which Hubie Brown catchphrase was applied to Crabbey Patty last night?
a.) Now listen, you gotta give this guy a lot of credit
b.) What I like about this guy is he always knows where to be on the court
c.) This is just a great basketball play. I mean come on
d.) None of the above
Question 4: Will the Blazers make the playoffs even after EXPOSING last year’s champs on national TV?
a.) No
b.) No
c.) Maybe (no)
d.) No