Mindaugas Kuzminskas 14 Points/1 Injury Full Highlights (1/16/2017)

If you are the type of person who turns pale and faints at the first sign of blood, for one thing I hope you didn’t mind the thumbnail too much, and for another maybe you shouldn’t watch this vid. Unless you derive perverse pleasure from the feeling of fainting, in which case indulge your sick desires with this vid.

I mean, it’s not TONS of blood. It’s not like it’s gushing out of both of Mindaugas Kuzminskas’ eyes like two crimson fountains or anything. Just a little cut. It only reminds me slightly of how fragile the human body is, how we’re just a bunch of bloody organic meatpiles somehow blessed by an unfeeling universe with the gift of cognition. I don’t normally like to be reminded of that at all, but as I said, it’s only a little blood.

I’m kinda getting vibes from that playoff game where Austin Rivers bled half to death on the court before returning and putting up a sweet statline. Similar injury and everything. The Kuz Ball wasn’t particularly amazing after his Willis Reed-like return to the Garden, but he did some things and pretended like he wasn’t actually blind in his right eye.

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