Caris LeVert 14 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2017)

Caris “Fat LeVer” LeVert has not had a very winning NBA career thus far. He’s played in 21 games, with a record of 3 wins and 18 losses. Ouch! If I was an NBA rookie and my career started off that badly, I’d look for some NCAA loophole so I could go play at some Division III school and kick booty. If no loophole could be found, I’d fashion some sort of disguise and do it anyway. Do you smell what I’m smelling? That’s right: a championship for Dixon Community Bible College!

Change of subject: is this dude’s nickname really “Baby Durant”? Basketball-reference has been known to have some really suspect monikers listed on their site, and this seems like one of them. Doing some research, I guess people called him that in high school, which is stupid, because an NBA-bound high-schooler is always going to look like some combination of Durant, Wilt, Kareem, MJ, and basically every other all-time great. That’s just how it is. There’s a bunch of “Baby Durant”s all across the country right now, looking unstoppable against inferior competition.

“Fat LeVer” is the much better nickname.

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