I don’t feel like Seth Curry is catching as much flak as he should be for the ridiculous width of his headband. Remember when LeBron tried to cover up his receding hairline with a gigantic headband? He got so much crap for it that he had to stop and own up to his inferior genetics. No reason that, just because Curry isn’t the same caliber of player, he should be excused from the Internet’s collective mockery.
Let the mockery begin… now! Now now now! Tell him that his headband is stupid! Tell him that his hairline has forsaken him! Tell him that crappy facial hair will not distract us from the Greek tragedy playing out on his forehead! Be sure to use plenty of derogatory terms and expletives, to send the mockery right into his very heart!
There. Doesn’t that feel better? Now he can shave his head and we can all forget that this ever happened.