Tyson Chandler is currently sitting at sixth league-wide in rebounds per game, 12.2. Only Whiteside, Jordan, Drummond, Howard, and Gobert are better, and his Total Rebound Percentage would be the best of his career if the season ended right now. That’s pretty crazy for a guy who was written off by nearly everybody (including yours…
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Lucas Nogueira 13 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (1/22/2017)
The Raptors have lost three in a row now, and all three were teams they should have beaten: -76ers (Who cares if they’re hot right now, so hot right now, they’re still the Sixers) -Hornets (The Raptors lost by thirty. I bet all their fans wanted to trade DeRozan after) -Suns (All hope is lost….
Read MoreZaza Pachulia 14 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2017)
Let it be known that I was on the Zaza Pachulia Hate Train way before all these bandwagon haters got on. Before Pachulia had the audacity to smack Russell Westbrook in the face and then stand over him like he just scored a knockout, before Pachulia took perhaps less money than he could have by…
Read MoreShabazz Muhammad 20 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2017)
There are apparently some trade rumors surrounding Shabazz Muhammad, I guess because he’s not the player he was supposed to be coming out of high school, or something? Whatever the Wolves’ secret desires are for trading this guy, I’ve created a list of possible tradestinations (that’s trade destinations for people unfamiliar with my hip lingo)…
Read MorePierre Jackson 10 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2017)
It’s been a long road to the NBA for Pierre Jackson. It looked like he was going to stick with 76ers a couple years back, but then he tore his Achilles in Summer League. Since a torn Achilles is basically the worst injury a basketball player can get, I figured that was the end of…
Read MoreJustin Anderson Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2017)
Justin Anderson has fallen almost entirely out of the rotation in Dallas. That can’t be a good sign considering the quality of the players who are pushing him out of said rotation. I’m looking at his stats, and they seem fine to me. At least, good enough to guarantee minutes on one of the worst…
Read MoreJamal Murray 17 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2017)
Just when it looked like Jamal Murray had fully escaped the clutches of his season-starting slump, he’s gone and fallen into an even deeper one. Before tonight, he had had one double-digit scoring game in the previous month, 13 points on 4 of 15 shooting against the Spurs where he chucked some shots that no…
Read MoreGary Harris 22 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2017)
It seems like people keep forgetting about my ingenious hashtag creation, #hypedforgaryharris. Does that mean it’s a failed hashtag? A good hashtag would be so memorable that it pops into your head and random times during the day. In the shower? #hypedforgaryharris. Eating a bowl of cereal? #hypedforgaryharris. Watching non-Gary Harris players play basketball? #hypedforgaryharris….
Read MoreKris Dunn 10 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (1/22/2017)
It’s a good thing that Kris Dunn didn’t manage to grab two more boards and get another assist, because otherwise that would’ve been the worst triple-double EVER. In the history of forever. And not just because it would’ve been 10-10-10, objectively the worst statline you can possibly have for a trip-dub, but because most of…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 18 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2017)
Karl-Anthony Towns was mad in this game. Mad about all the attention Nikola Jokic has been getting recently, mad that he himself is not getting as much attention. KAT was so mad that he kind of dominated this matchup of young star centers, putting up 32-12-7-4-1 versus Jokic’s 18-8-4-1-3. It is with the resolution of…
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