There are apparently some trade rumors surrounding Shabazz Muhammad, I guess because he’s not the player he was supposed to be coming out of high school, or something? Whatever the Wolves’ secret desires are for trading this guy, I’ve created a list of possible tradestinations (that’s trade destinations for people unfamiliar with my hip lingo) for The Wizard of Bazz:
1. Los Angeles Lakers. He’s coming home! It’s too perfect. The storyline makes too much sense.
2. Los Angeles Clippers. See #1.
3. Oklahoma City Thunder. They need a small forward who doesn’t suck and Muhammad might be that guy, as long as he stops sucking once he gets there.
4. Chicago Bulls. You could swap Muhammad and Mirotic or something. Throw in Zipser or something since Mirotic’s trade value is so low. See, this GMing stuff is easy. If any team wants to hire me they can tweet at me.
5. Brooklyn Nets. You know how many points Shabazz would average on that team? Probably at least sixteen. Maybe even twenty. Shabazz wouldn’t care about having to play for a losing team because he’s already wasted four years of his career doing just that.
6. BC Khimki. Shabazz’ BFF is there. Tears would be shed.
As you can see, I’m really good at all this trade rumoring stuff and all of these tradestinations totally make sense because I’m a genius. Hopefully Shabazz does get traded somewhere so fans of his new team can watch this video.