One of the problems that the Bucks have is that they can’t decide which backup-level point guard they want to actually start games. They can either start Matthew Dellavedova, who has been slumping ever since he was cruelly ripped away from his BFF forever and close confidante LeBron James, or they can start Malcolm Brogdon, who should have a bit more time for basketball now that they just kicked him out of his cushy job at the White House. For the purposes of this discussion, let’s pretend Giannis can’t start at point guard, which he can’t and shouldn’t, so we don’t even have to pretend.
Dellavedova is theoretically a good fit, since he’s not really a scorer, and therefore doesn’t take away shots from franchise saviors Jabari and Giannis. Brogdon is theoretically a good fit for the same reason. However, a little bit more scoring out of the point guard position would be nice.
My suggestion: trade for Darren Collison and then he and Jason Kidd can share tips about how to beat up their girlfriends since they are both literally piece of trash human beings. And then Dellavedova can make some shrimp on the barbie. I tried, but I just couldn’t get through this description without making an Australia reference mate.