There are multiple C.J. Watson highlight videos on my channel that have failed to reach the “1,000 view” threshold, which is the official line between “this video is a good video” and “this video is a war crime and should never be seen by anybody ever”. MULTIPLE videos. This indicates one thing to me: that nobody cares about C.J. Watson. Even when he goes to a new team.
The weird thing about my Watson highlight history is that, in 2013, I made a video showing him scoring twenty-five points. That one actually got some views, which makes sense since that is probably a career high for him or close to it. Then, later that year, I made a video of him scoring ten points. Just ten. That’s not a typo. I made a highlight video for C.J. FRICKIN WATSON scoring just TEN points. Was I high at the time of the video’s making? Was my computer high? Did Dawkins hack my channel again and try to sabotage me by uploading sub-par highlight videos (it wouldn’t be the first time)? Was the night of April 22, 2013 an especially lean night for good role-player performances (it was the playoffs, so this is likely)?
So, this video is certainly better than that one, which has 803 views in almost four years of existence on the You Tubbies. It is also the first and only video in the universe which shows C.J. Watson on the court in a Magic uniform, so it has extra value just for that. Hopefully it gets an appropriate amount of views or I’m going to ban C.J. Watson from my channel for being too much of a scrub. THE TABLES ARE TURNING