Jrue Holiday had a slow start to the season, dropping a sick 4/4 line in 38 minutes in the opening game of the season, but he’s slowly been working his way back to form, and his 29/7 on just seventeen shots is one of the meatiest, most satisfying point guard performances of the nascent NBA…
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Austin Rivers 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/28/2017)
“Dear Diary, It’s been a long time since I wrote to you, but I’ve been having so much fun with my new friends that I sort of forgot. I know you won’t be too mad, though. You and me share everything, Diary. When I found out that stupid poopy-butt Chris got traded to the Rockets,…
Read MoreJayson Tatum 20 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2017)
There are so many good rookies right now that I can’t even figure out who’s in the lead for ROTY of the year. If we’re looking solely at Win Shares per 48 (a stat which I don’t understand), and we exclude meme players like Sindarius Thornwell and Jordan Bell, then Jayston Tatum is first on…
Read MoreT.J. McConnell 15 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2017)
I am a fan of Ben Simmons. I really am. What I am not a fan of his presence contributing to, if not being the sole reason for, T.J. McConnell’s continued MARGINALIZATION on the 76ers. Since you are watching this video, you agree with me. If we can get a bunch of people to comment…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 21 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2017)
At what point during the summer did Ricky Rubio stop looking like a sexy Spanish adonis and start looking like one of the dudes on the covers of your dad’s 70’s vinyl collection? Because he didn’t look like this at the end of last season. I didn’t watch Eurobasket or BallEuro or HoopEuropaEvolved or whatever…
Read MoreE’Twaun Moore Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (10/28/2017)
This is the third time E’Twaun Moore has scored a career-high 24 points. The last two times came in February two seasons ago while he was with the Bulls. Now, everyone knows that the point total that denotes an “actually good game” is 25. That’s the threshold. Any lower than that, and you might have…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 22 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/28/2017)
The Utah Jazz may have been totally butt-reamed by Gordon Hayward’s traitorous departure, and yeah, they’re not going to be nearly as good as last year, but hey! Don’t forget about them, because they still have the dynamic duo of… Joe Ingles and Donovan Mitchell attracting attention to the land of Mormons and more Mormons…
Read MoreBen Simmons 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (10/28/2017)
I need to start a storyline for Ben Simmons. This year will be my only chance, because the rule is that NBA stop being rookies after their first year in the league. So I gotta get going. But I don’t even have any good ideas! Here are a few concepts I have come up with,…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/28/2017)
I almost put “Grizzlies Debut” in the title of the video because I think this is the first time Chandler Parsons has shown up for a game for them. OUCH! SICK BURN. Get that man some ointment. Yeah for real though he has sucked for the Grizzlies. Not his fault, well maybe a little bit…
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