BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT EXPIRED!
BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT EXPIRED!
BEN SIMMONS NOW MAKES JUMPSHOTS SO REGULARLY THAT AN ALERT DOES MORE HARM THAN GOOD
BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT EXPIRED!
It is official: Ben Simmons is a jumpshot shooter/maker. There is no point for the “Ben Simmons Jumpshot Alert” anymore, because it is no longer a notable occurrence. If you paid the 200 bucks for the “Ben Simmons Jumpshot Alert Klaxon” that I was selling, sorry. I have remotely disabled all sold klaxons and also deleted all the data I was collecting about you while using the device. There will be no refunds. All sales final, as they say. It will make a great collector’s item someday, a remnant of a long-forgotten past where Simmons didn’t just hit a ton of jumpers every game.