“Dear Diary,
People on the team keep talking about “trade rumors”. I didn’t know what “trade rumors” were, other than they sounded really scary, so I asked daddy what a “trade rumor” was and why DeAndre would have one.
Daddy told me that “trade rumors” happen all the time and that I shouldn’t worry about them. That wasn’t a good enough answer for me so I asked DeAndre because all the websites say that he has “trade rumors”. DeAndre said that when people think that a player might get traded to another team, that’s a “trade rumor”, and that when you’re a really good player, other teams will want to trade for you so you can play for their team instead.
Now I wonder if there are any “trade rumors” about me. That stupid diaper-butt Chris is gone now and can’t be mean to anymore, and after every game Daddy says I played really good. Ever since I injured Blake on purpose (don’t tell anyone Mr. Diary), I get to be the “fokill point”, and maybe another team like the Bulls or the Celtics will see how good I can shoot three-pointers now and want me instead of DeAndre who can only do dunks.
Getting traded sounds scary though. I want to be here with Daddy and my new friend Sindarius, who has a really cool collection of pokemon cards that he lets me play with.
That’s all for now, Diary.
-Austin”