How often do you think that Larry Nance Jr. roasts Brook Lopez for that huge dunk Nance threw down on Lopez last year when they were on different teams? I hope it’s a daily thing in that locker room. “Yo Brook remember when I dunked on you so hard that your own bench freaked out?”…
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Kyle Kuzma 22 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2017)
Kyle “The Jakuzzi” Kuzma finally converted on a bigtime whammy-jam in this game, which is nice to see, since it seems like he’s missed every big dunk he’s tried. The only problem with this one was there was nobody underneath him to get invited to the poster party. Still, he’s missed enough dunks where I’m…
Read MoreDejounte Murray 17 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2017)
If I really wanted to make you sad, I would have shown Dejounte Murray’s final steal of the game, the one that set up Brandon Paul’s missed game-tying three-point attempt. Murray had a great game, pesky on defense while also showing some nice driving ability, but the Spurs just couldn’t quite pull it off. The…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 16 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/3/2017)
There must be something seriously deficient about Davis Bertans that I’m not seeing, because he is barely getting any playing time this year. Not a lot of DNPs, which would actually almost be better, because he’s getting low single-digit minutes in most games. How is he supposed to be good if he barely gets warmed…
Read MoreAustin Rivers 30 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (12/3/2017)
The Clippers, in the span of a short few months, have gone from a perennial solid playoff team to what we have today: a whole bunch of scrubs and DeAndre Jordan. Him, Austin Rivers, and Lou Williams are the only decent players that played tonight. Hopefully Gallinari comes back soon, because a team that has…
Read MoreNikola Vucevic 34 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2017)
If I had to rank NBA players based on nothing but how sweet their highlights are to watch, Nikola Vucevic would definitely be way up there. The amount of buckets he scores relative to how long his vids are is better than anybody. He doesn’t mess around with the other parts of highlightable basketball. He…
Read MoreMichael Beasley 21 Points Full Highlights (12/3/2017)
With both of the Knicks’ most potent scoring threats out tonight, I expected more from Michael Beasley. He did take 19 shots, most on the team by far, but only earned 21 points out of them. The amount of shots was okay, though it could have been a lot higher, but that’s just not enough…
Read MoreZach Randolph 22 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)
Zach Randolph slumped sadly against the cinder-block wall of his cell in the Sacramento County jail. His mind was filled with regret as he closed his eyes. Why had he ever thought it was a good idea to break into a Krispy Kreme donut store? He had plenty of money with which to buy donuts…
Read MoreFrank Mason 13 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)
Would you call the shot that happens at 0:15 a dunk? Of course not, right? Frank Mason was about two feet below the rim when he let that shot go. Nothing about it was even remotely dunk-like. It was simply not a dunk. My friends, the bigwigs in the ivory tower of the NBA would…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 14 Points Full Highlights (12/2/2017)
Quick Quiz Question 1: what was Vince Carter telling De’Aaron Fox in the thumbnail image? A.) [some sappy encouragement or positive message to lift the rookie’s spirits after he got yanked from the floor four minutes into the game] B.) “Listen up rook, you know I can still catch lobs, right? So, next time down…
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