So Robin Lopez is still in Chicago even though pretty much every playoff-contending team would have loved to trade a mediocre pick + a mediocre prospect for him. Lopez has spent a fair chunk of his career on losing teams, so he’s probably faring okay, but still, I thought for sure he would be moved….
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Jerian Grant 14 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
The way Bulls fans gripe about Jerian Grant, you would think that every shot he takes is either a stepback eighteen-footer or a three-pointer chucked after dribbling around mindlessly for fifteen seconds, and that every assist credited to him is actually a mistake on the part of the scorer’s table. Maybe those things are true…
Read MoreLuc Richard Mbah a Moute 14 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
Luc Richard Mbah a Moute’s transition into a three-point shooter began when he landed in Philadelphia to help mentor Joel Embiid (who now has full working knowledge of the female anatomy courtesy of Luc’s veteran wisdom), but this year is finally the year he broke through and became a true three-point threat both in percentage…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 19 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
DTB’S OFFICIAL PROS FOR PUTTING “/4 JUMPERS” IN THE TITLE OF THIS VIDEO: -Everybody would know that Willie Cauley-Stein hit four jumpers in this video -The video would get maybe fifty more views over the course of its life -It contributes to the perception that Cauley-Stein can hit jumpers DTB’S OFFICIAL CONS FOR PUTTING “/4…
Read MoreMontrezl Harrell 18 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
Montrezl “Mon-Trezzle” Harrell has succeeded Blake Griffin as as high-flying, all-dunks power forward of the future in Clipperland. There’s just two problems with that statement. First, Harrell only had two dunks in this game, so calling him “all-dunks” is like calling me “all-fast-break-layups” because there was one time where I actually converted a fast-break layup…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 19 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
Just like Larry Nance Jr. wept tears of pure joy when he found out that he was getting traded to the Cavaliers, Reggie Bullock probably wept tears of pure joy when he found out that Tobias Harris was getting traded away from the Pistons. That one player represented the single main impediment to Bullock getting…
Read MoreTyler Dorsey 14 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
The Tyler “Now The Best Dorsey In NBA History By Such A Large Margin That It’s Almost Embarrassing” Dorsey highlights are coming thick and fast (sus) lately. Three games in a row now he has found himself highlit on my channel. And it will only get worse (or better, depending on your viewing angle): the…
Read MoreMonte Morris 10 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
Monte “Monte Carlo Simulation” Morris, in his first real action for the Nuggets, showed more, I think, the Emmanuel Mudiay had all season. That’s an exaggeration, but can you blame me for being hyped? This is just like yesterday when Luke Kornet scored 11, except that was his real debut and Morris had already played…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 25 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
At what point do the Hawks sit Dënniß ßchrööder with a nonexistent injury? I’m thinking after the All-Star break. They’ll claim something like knee soreness, dress him up in the fanciest suit they can find, and have him sit soundlessly on the bench while Isaiah Taylor commands the tank straight into the dirt underneath Philips…
Read MoreJeff Green 24 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2018)
Jeff Green is playing the most efficient basketball of his career in Cleveland, apparently the beneficiary of the “LeBron James Effect”. The “LeBron James Effect” is also what caused Isaiah Thomas to be so bad in Cleveland. It works both ways, somehow. Green was so garbage in Orlando (SO GARBAGE, it cannot be emphasized enough)…
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