I have watched a lot of Bucks games this year, and I have this factoid to report to you: when Khris Middleton shoots a midrange jumper, it goes in. Every time. He never misses. I don’t care what the stats say, becase I say that his midrange game is the money-est midrange game in the whole league. He is prime Kobe when isolated with his back to the basket. That is not an exaggeration.
If I was truly dedicated, I would make a Middleton post-fade-ilation for this season. And it would be sickest thing ever. If I get my old account back, maybe that’s how I’ll celebrate. Otherwise, I don’t think I have the patience. It would take a long time because of how many special bathroom breaks I would need to take while compiling it.