Ben McLemore 20 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)

Ben “Easy Mc” McLemore is the perfect commander for the Grizzlies’ highly-advanced and state-of-the-art tank. He’s a fairly young but still developing talent who was picked high in the draft, so they have plenty of excuses to give him minutes under the guise of “developing” him. He’ll probably even produce some decent stats if given…

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Mario Hezonja 16 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/3/2018)

I don’t think I ever realized that Damjan Rudez and Mario Hezonja were simultaneously on the Magic and Croatian last season. I never connected all the dots. I knew they were both on the Magic, and I knew they were both Croatian, but I failed to cognize that that meant that (too many “that”s) the…

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Lonzo Ball 18 Points/11 Assists/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/3/2018)

Real talk incoming: I preferred Lonzo Ball when his poofy hair combined with his pockmarked face to make him look like a slice of pepperoni pizza. Generally speaking, the more an NBA player looks like a food item, the more I like them. Ball, sadly, no longer looks like any type of food. He looks…

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Gary Harris 32 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)

Gary Harris does it again. He hit a clutch lead-extending jumper against the Grizzlies last game, and now he hits a clutch lead-extending jumper against the Cavaliers. It’s time to say what everyone is thinking: he is clutch. He is the Nuggets’ go-to guy when things get close and Will Barton wants to shoot the…

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Cedi Osman 13 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)

Sorry for the delay on the description. I was watching funny videos on YouTube. There’s so many of them, and I got caught in a timewarp. My bad. I won’t let it happen again. So, yeah, Cedi Osman. Is he good? Is he not good? One thing’s for sure: he’s Turkish. If I see any…

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