Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock: the best player on the Pistons right now? Let’s take a look at the facts:
Blake Griffin: ignore the fact that Griffin just scored 31 against the Raptors. This guy is washed. He is straight up booty flakes with an extra side of booty flake dipping sauce. You could get any big man in the league to score 20 PPG if you also allowed them to only shoot 42% from the field. Bullock is way better.
Andre Drummond: He went 5-of-14 this game even though he’s seven feet tall and can basically drop the ball in the rim without jumping or even trying. He’s a good rebounder but there’s a reason that the game isn’t called reboundball. His All-Star berth doesn’t count because of injuries to the real All-Stars. Bullock is way better.
Reggie Jackson: Injured, but he’s not even good when he’s healthy. Bullock is way better.
Tobias Harris: Disqualified because he was traded. Bullock isn’t better than him, but it doesn’t matter because Tobes isn’t on the Pistons anymore.
Stanley Johnson: Ha. Haha. No.
Ish Smith: Actually averaging more points, rebounds, and assists than Bullock on a comparable field goal percentage. Stats don’t tell the whole story here because Bullock is way better than Ish.
DTB’S OFFICIAL FINAL VERDICT: Reggie Bullock is the BEST player on the Pistons right now.