Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe: more relevant than his lookalike, Odell Beckham Jr.? I have undertook a serious and thorough analysis of the situation, resulting in an answer that I think is satisfactory:
Yes!
My reasoning is threefold: first, Odell Beckham Jr. is like totally washed, second, his team sucks, and third, who even cares about the NFL anymore? No one. So yeah. That’s pretty compelling evidence right there that Crabbe is way more visible in the public eye than Beckham Jr. Also he looks kinda fat. And has he ever scored 29 in an NBA game? He hasn’t even come close, and neither have a whole bunch of other prominent celebrities.
I’m starting to get weirded out right now, like why isn’t Crabbe more famous? He’s got Curry-range, for crying out loud.