Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack: should we call his made three-pointers “Threejaculations” or would that be taking the joke too far? I (mostly) graduated from that type of humor after middle school, but it’s still funny to make jokes related to the body’s sexual functions. It also toes the line with regards to how inappropriate I feel I can get in my video descriptions. I know there are some kids watching these videos. Not many, but you know there’s at least some eight- and nine-year-olds who want to watch NBA highlight videos. And I don’t want to be the one responsible when one of those kids comes to the dinner table and tells their parents that they just watched The Macksturbator do a bunch of Threejaculations on YouTube. I would probably get arrested.
If there are any children younger than the age of eleven reading this, first of all, I’m sorry, and second of all, you should go watch some Minecraft Let’s Plays or Toy Unboxings or anything other than the garbage I peddle on my channel. Or at least watch Dawkins if you really wanna watch NBA content. Because a preference for role-players and scrubs is not a healthy thing to have and it will stunt your social development for life.