This video description is nominally about Trevor Ariza, who just had one of his better scoring games this season and didn’t seem to miss a beat with James Harden. But what it’s really about is unused Rockets bench player Le’Bryan Nash. More specifically, it’s about WHY LE’BRYAN NASH DIDN’T GET INTO THE GAME WHEN IT…
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Dennis Smith Jr. 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2018)
Thanks to the demise of my trusty microwave, which may or may not have had illegal modifications made to it in order to improve its cooking time, it has now been approximately 42 hours since I have had a Pop-Tart. I know that they can be eaten cold, but I’m not a caveman here. I…
Read MoreJrue Holiday Triple Double 21 Pts/11 Rebs/11 Asts/2 Blks Full Highlights (3/27/2018)
Jrue Holiday did a lot of great stuff tonight, accumulating enough units for what is commonly known as a “triple-double”, which seems to be some sort of statistical feat. I can’t figure out the exact specifics, but everyone seems to think they’re really good, so I’ll roll with it. But the best part of his…
Read MoreLauri Markkanen 22 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2018)
Lauri “White Kevin Durant” Markkanen scored 14 straight points for the Bulls to (almost) start the game. With James Harden out for the Rockets, would the Bulls pull off the upset? Spoiler alert: they wouldn’t. The game became a laughable blowout very quickly, but it would’ve been even quicker if Markkanen didn’t dominate smaller Houston…
Read MoreSkal Labissiere 19 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2018)
Skal Labissiere hasn’t had many games like this this season. I thought it would all come together for him, after seeing what he did at the end of his rookie year, but it hasn’t. Not to the extent I, and presumably all Kings fans, wanted. He’s been pretty decent for the last month or so,…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 21 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/27/2018)
Jusuf Nurkic status: playoffs. Nikola Jokic status: not playoffs. Whoa. Does this mean anything? I am tempted to say it does, because I know the audience for this video will include a portion of Nurkic-only fans, but I don’t think it does. At most, it says that Nurkic has Damian Lillard on his team and…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 29 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/27/2018)
I sacrificed majorly to bring you this vid. The Bucks are playing RIGHT NOW, literally right now, I’m wondering why Shabazz Muhammad is such a chucker at this very moment but I also have to make highlight vids. The NBA really screws me over with these late-starting Bucks games. It’s not like I even enjoy…
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