Prior to tonight, Ante Zizic had put together a solid (for him) run of games: 6, 5, and 4 points in the last three. But nothing could have prepared us for what we saw tonight. 15 points, 7 made shots, 2 blocks, all accumulated by Zizic in a mere 20 minutes as the stunned ESPN…
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Luke Kornet 18 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
Luke Kornet against teams that are not the Raptors: 5 points on 2-for-18 shooting, 7 rebounds in 6 games. Luke Kornet against teams that are the Raptors: 29 points on 11-for-24 shooting, 14 rebounds in 2 games. It is clear. Kornet was put on this earth for one purpose and one purpose only: to dominate…
Read MoreTaurean Prince Career High 38 Points/7 Assists/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
It’s official: despite looking very similar to Tony Snell, Taurean Prince is way, WAY better than him. By a really big amount. For real. I think Snell had 0 points last game in like 30 minutes of action. In case you can’t read the title of this vid, well actually if you can’t read that…
Read MoreTroy Daniels 17 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)
I was thinking that maybe Troy “Ménage à Troys” Daniels just had a REVENGE GAME against his former team, the Hornets, but now I’m thinking that maybe he didn’t. Scoring 17 points is fine, and by itself that number might seem somewhat vengeful, but Daniels went 6-of-15 from the field. That kind of shooting inaccuracy…
Read MoreShelvin Mack 16 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)
Shelvin “The Macksturbator” Mack: should we call his made three-pointers “Threejaculations” or would that be taking the joke too far? I (mostly) graduated from that type of humor after middle school, but it’s still funny to make jokes related to the body’s sexual functions. It also toes the line with regards to how inappropriate I…
Read MoreJonathon Simmons 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2018)
This highlight video has a number of things going against it. I will list those things for you now so you can see how tormented my life truly is: 1. There are too many free throws. Jonathon Simmons made more free throws (8) than he made field goals (7). Every time this happens, another fragment…
Read MoreRodney McGruder 13 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)
Rodney “M-Rod” McGruder: better or worse than Rodney Stuckey would be right now if you threw him back into the NBA? Note that, for the purposes of this exercise, Stuckey would still have been working out in preparation for a possible NBA return, so it’s not like we’re forklifting a fat, cheeseburger-laden Stuckey off his…
Read MoreJames Johnson 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2018)
I don’t know how or why it happened, but the Heat completely booty-blasted the Wizards last night, AND they did it without Hassan Whiteside available, which conclusively proves that Whiteside isn’t even a vital part of either the Heat’s offensive success nor their defensive success. The Wizards were so thoroughly booty-bothered that the Heat even…
Read MoreDragan Bender 16 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)
If Dragan Bender doesn’t watch out, he’s gonna find himself pigeonholed into the “Big White Euro Who Only Shoots Threes” role for the rest of his career. Almost a full 3/4ths of his points are coming from the three-point zone (but is he proud to own it?????) this season, he shoots way more of them…
Read MoreMilos Teodosic 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2018)
Listen, I know trying to determine worth by looking at single-game plus-minus is a big no-no, but Milos Teodosic was plus-19 in an 8-point game while all the other big-minute players were hovering around 0. Don’t tell me that doesn’t mean anything. It’s just one game, but I truly believe that that statistic illustrates a…
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