I am trying really hard right now not to get Jalen Jones confused with Jaylen Morris, and it’s not working. I might have accidentally spent the whole compilation process of this vid thinking a Morris highlight package would appear at the end of it. I don’t know how anyone is supposed to keep all these…
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Jamel Artis 18 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)
Fresh off a 16-point performance last game, Jamel Artis continues his surprising play with an 18-point effort. Granted, both of the teams he was facing were tanking so hard they almost tanked themselves into an alternate dimension, but since he himself is probably only worthy of big minutes on a similarly tanking team, I think…
Read MoreE’Twaun Moore 30 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)
I’m not sure, but I think those were some “M-V-P” chants there at the end of the video for E’Twaun Moore. It kinda sounded like there were only a few dudes doing it, but I think it counts. Add Moore to the list of NBA players who have received sarcastic chants for them to receive…
Read MoreIvan Rabb 16 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)
If I were a chick, which I’m not, but if I were, I would be totally going nuts for Ivan Rabb right now. Look at that thumbnail. It just screams “hug me and be a stand-in mother for me please”, and when you combine that with his giant 6-10 frame and his ripply muscles, it…
Read MoreAnthony Tolliver 25 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/4/2018)
Well, that’s it. No Anthony Tolliver dropping bombs in the playoffs this year. His total of 11 career postseason buckets will have to wait before growing larger. Yeah, that’s not a very impressive total, but it totally would’ve gotten way bigger had the Pistons somehow wormed their way into the playoffs. Tolliver is basically a…
Read MoreJohnathan Motley 14 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)
The Mavericks didn’t even try tonight. Facing the Magic, they knew they had to pull out all the stops to get the loss. Among the stops pulled out: -Johnathan Motley playing 41 minutes -Aaron Harrison playing 41 minutes -Kyle Collinsworth playing 35 minutes -Only vet J.J. Barea getting injured 10 minutes in and is out…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 25 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2018)
Ah. Ahhhh. AAAAHHH! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Nikola Mirotic dropped 25 points tonight, which is really cool and there is nothing different or weird or abhorrent about the way he looks at all. Everything’s the same in Mirotic-world. This is the same Mirotic we’ve been seeing for years now, except he’s in a Pelicans jersey. All good. Yup….
Read MoreMarShon Brooks 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/4/2018)
It happened again. I will no longer be surprised with future MarShon “Mar$wag” Brooks performances. He could score 50 next game (it’s strange how that doesn’t even sound that unrealistic) and I would be like “yup, that’s Mar-dollar-wag for you”. In fact, I don’t see any reason why that should not be the goal for…
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