In honor of Marco Belinelli’s 23-point game last night, his highest scoring total as a Sixer, I decided I would get some authentic Italian food for my breakfast. So I went down to the local OG (that’s street slang for Olive Garden) and guess what? They were frickin’ closed and they don’t open until eleven….
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J.J. Redick 28 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
I think the problem with the 76ers’ ball-movement-heavy offense is that it results in too many layups for J.J. Redick. Nobody came to the arena to watch Redick make layups. Nobody’s tuning in from home to watch Redick make layups. I’m not making highlight videos to show Redick making layups. However, since everybody on the…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 25 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
There is a contingent of Raptors fans out there who like to dump on Serge Ibaka, but here’s the truth, unfiltered: Toronto is the first seed in the east with Ibaka starting 74 games. You guys can talk about “doesn’t play defense anymore” and “ruins the flow of the offense” and “doesn’t even like Drake”…
Read MoreTyler Dorsey Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
This game was a battle of two tanking teams, but not in the way that you expect. The Hawks, obviously are tanking because they want to draft Donte DiVincenzo first overall. The Wizards, on the other hand, are not tanking for the usual draft-related reasons, but trying to arrange things so that they can beat…
Read MoreJeff Green 33 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
Jeff Green played more minutes in this game than LeBron James. I have no further insight, just putting it out there in case someone way smarter than me can figure out if that means anything. Here’s another fact for you fact-obsessed factheads out there: Jeff Green is clutch as heck, while LeBron James is a…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 24 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
Now that MarShon “Mar$wag” Brooks is back in the league, I feel like it is time to retire my “Sean$wag” nickname for Sean Kilpatrick. When I created it, I just assumed that Brooks would be out of the league forever and there would be no conflict. But the conflict has now arisen, and I have…
Read MoreNikola Mirotic 31 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
Someone needs to explain to Nikola Mirotic the concept of a “playoff beard”, because whatever idea he has about it, however he thinks it works, it’s wrong. Can’t argue with the results, though. Two games without the beard equals two games of 25 and 31 points equals two Pelicans victories. If he thinks “playoff beard”…
Read MoreLuke Kornet 17 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
It’s a shame that Luke Kornet sorta sucks, because he really has the look of a good NBA player. His actual ability to play NBA-level basketball on a nightly basis isn’t there, but his ability to look like he can play NBA-level basketball on a nightly basis is abundant. I think I’m just really eager…
Read MoreMalik Monk Career High 26 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
Not only is this a career-high in points for Malik Monk, it also ties a career-high in assists. I felt like putting “Career High” twice in the video title made it a little long, so be aware that the adjective “Career High” modifies both subjects. Okay? Just so you know what you’re getting into as…
Read MoreMarShon Brooks 23 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2018)
This is kind of a disappointing game by MarShon “Mar$wag” Brooks; he had previously increased his point total in each successive game he played with the Grizzlies, but now he’s dipped down to 23 from the 25 he had previously. Other than that slight nitpick, this was another “vintage” Brooks performance that will live on…
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