Now that Russbrickthrees Chasereboundsbrook has achieved the one goal he for the whole season, which was average a triple-double, let’s give major props to Steven Adams for making it all possible. Any normal egocentric bigman in the NBA would never let a midget chucker run in and grab all of their well-earned rebounds. But Adams…
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Henry Ellenson 14 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
Next year, for sure, is the year Henry Ellenson breaks out. Definitely. I thought it would be this year, but circumstances beyond his control (combined with some that were within his control, like not being able to play defense) kept him nailed to the pine for most of the season. By the start of next…
Read MoreJakob Poeltl 16 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
How many times has Jakob “Purtle” Poeltl created his own shot this year. Like, received the ball at a standstill, and through his own actions, without the help of teammates, used deft maneuvering to put the ball in basketball. Definitely less than a dozen, I’d say. Maybe closer to “zero”. I certainly can’t remember any…
Read MoreRichaun Holmes 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
I still maintain that Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes can offer all the same stuff the Joel Embiid does. He can hit the threes (not this year, but last year he could). He can dunk. He can block shots. With Embiid out because he memed too hard on Twitter, Holmes gets to prove that my…
Read MoreDario Saric 24 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
You will not believe the pain I felt while making this video. I know the Bucks ended up okay because of playoff seeding or whatever (basically as long as we don’t have to play Dario Saric again we’re good), but this was pretty much the most brutal loss possible right before the playoffs. It was…
Read MoreOmari Johnson 13 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS FROM JAMAICA POWER RANKINGS 1. Patrick Ewing (he good) 2. Rumeal Robinson (way behind Ewing) 3. Samardo Samuels (way behind Robinson, also why isn’t this guy still in the league) 4. Jerome Jordan (still mad that the Bucks traded him on draft night) 5. Wayne Sappleton (not a real player) 6. OMARI…
Read MoreEric Moreland 16 Points/17 Rebounds/4 Assists/4 Steals/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
The full title of this video should be “Eric Moreland Career High 16 Points/17 Rebounds/4 Assists/4 Steals/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/11/2018)” but YouTube thinks that that’s too many characters. Just like with their arbitrary and draconian description-length limit, I am being OPPRESSED by their nonsensical policies. Isn’t there a whole social movement going on right…
Read MoreGerald Green 31 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
It’s a minor tragedy that we didn’t get to see Gerald Green keep this up for the whole game. I’m not even talking about his makes, I just wanted to see him get the record for attempts from three. He took 17 triples in the 26 minutes he played tonight, and didn’t get to play…
Read MoreLuke Kennard Career High 23 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
Luke Kennard may have had a slightly disappointing rookie season, but there are lots of reasons to be high on him going forward. -J.J. Redick resemblance is strong -And I’m pretty sure he was better than J.J. Redick was in his rookie season -Can hit threes at a better than 40 percent clip -Looks like…
Read MoreWayne Ellington Career High 32 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (4/11/2018)
In case you didn’t notice the Heat commentators bringing it up every chance they got for the last few weeks, Wayne Ellington was in contention to break Miami’s single-season record for threes made. Don’t worry if you don’t really remember that Damon Jones was the record holder. That guy was, like, the king of journeymen….
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