Does or does not Zach Collins kinda totally look like a serial killer? He’s handsome in a cold kind of way, with the 50’s-style haircut, the sharp jawline that could probably withstand hits from a sledgehammer, the lanky tallness, and those steely blue eyes. But he also looks slightly unhinged, like there is nothing behind…
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Jrue Holiday 33 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (4/17/2018)
If I could do it all over again, I would have, at the beginning of the season, unilaterally excluded Jrue Holiday from my channel. He ended up averaging 19/6 on 49% shooting and is obviously falls outside the stated scope of this channel. But his inclusion in these hallowed halls of highlights was based on…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (4/17/2018)
Who even needs Marcus Smart anymore? He’s still sitting on the bench in a suit due to having him gotten into a fight with a framed picture (the framed picture won, hence the suit and the bench-sitting), but it doesn’t even matter because Terry Rozier is more than happy to absorb all the extra minutes….
Read MoreJaylen Brown 30 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2018)
That final banked in Jaylen Brown three didn’t even make me mad. I have transcended such simple human emotions as “anger”. I am now capable of watching any basketball game as a fully neutral observer, my mind unclouded by primitive tribalistic feelings. This is a good development for me, because if I had to watch…
Read MoreKhris Middleton 25 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2018)
Trade everybody but Khris Middleton and Giannis Antetokounmpo. No, I’m NOT being reactionary. You’re the one who’s being reactionary right now. My mind is clear and unbiased by recent events, and I say with truthful factuality that those two players are the only players who are worth keeping around for next year. Maybe Jason Terry…
Read MoreTy Lawson 14 Points/8 Assists Wizards Debut Full Highlights (4/17/2018)
It’s always cool to see a fresh young foreign player come in to the league and make an impact right away. Ty Lawson, who is Chinese, didn’t manage to stick with the Wizards after preseason this year, but they liked what they saw from him in his domestic league, so they picked him up for…
Read MoreMike Scott 20 Points Full Highlights (4/17/2018)
There was a part of the season, around the middle of December, where Mike “The Threegional Manager” Scott was the hottest player in the league. He wasn’t putting up insane scoring numbers, but he was ultra-efficient in limited minutes, without even the aid of free-throws. I was hyped. I compared him favorably to Jabari Parker…
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