April 2018 – Page 9

Alex Caruso 15 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

A Lakers season that started with the promise of Lonzo Ball ends, fittingly, with his Summer League partner-in-crime, Alex Caruso. He hit the final shot of the season for the Lakers, a three with 10 seconds left, and that was it. No more Lakers. Everyone go home, show’s over. I made a promise early in…

T.J. McConnell 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

It has come to my attention that despite my pleas and the pleas of fans all over the globe, T.J. McConnell is still being marginalized by the Philadelphia 76ers. I’ve said it before and I will never hesitate to say it again: stop marginalizing T.J. McConnell right now. Markelle Fultz’s return has only made things…

Nik Stauskas 18 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

I hope this isn’t the last we see of Nik Stauskas in the NBA. If it is, well, at least his final bucket was a huge poster dunk/staredown on Guerschon Yabusele. That’s a good way to go out. Some team will give him a contract for next season, right? Sauce Castillo (never really liked that…

Steven Adams 24 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Now that Russbrickthrees Chasereboundsbrook has achieved the one goal he for the whole season, which was average a triple-double, let’s give major props to Steven Adams for making it all possible. Any normal egocentric bigman in the NBA would never let a midget chucker run in and grab all of their well-earned rebounds. But Adams…

Henry Ellenson 14 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

Next year, for sure, is the year Henry Ellenson breaks out. Definitely. I thought it would be this year, but circumstances beyond his control (combined with some that were within his control, like not being able to play defense) kept him nailed to the pine for most of the season. By the start of next…

Jakob Poeltl 16 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

How many times has Jakob “Purtle” Poeltl created his own shot this year. Like, received the ball at a standstill, and through his own actions, without the help of teammates, used deft maneuvering to put the ball in basketball. Definitely less than a dozen, I’d say. Maybe closer to “zero”. I certainly can’t remember any…

Richaun Holmes 19 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

I still maintain that Richaun “Rich Holmie Chaun” Holmes can offer all the same stuff the Joel Embiid does. He can hit the threes (not this year, but last year he could). He can dunk. He can block shots. With Embiid out because he memed too hard on Twitter, Holmes gets to prove that my…

Dario Saric 24 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

You will not believe the pain I felt while making this video. I know the Bucks ended up okay because of playoff seeding or whatever (basically as long as we don’t have to play Dario Saric again we’re good), but this was pretty much the most brutal loss possible right before the playoffs. It was…

Omari Johnson 13 Points Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS FROM JAMAICA POWER RANKINGS 1. Patrick Ewing (he good) 2. Rumeal Robinson (way behind Ewing) 3. Samardo Samuels (way behind Robinson, also why isn’t this guy still in the league) 4. Jerome Jordan (still mad that the Bucks traded him on draft night) 5. Wayne Sappleton (not a real player) 6. OMARI…

Eric Moreland 16 Points/17 Rebounds/4 Assists/4 Steals/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/11/2018)

The full title of this video should be “Eric Moreland Career High 16 Points/17 Rebounds/4 Assists/4 Steals/4 Blocks Full Highlights (4/11/2018)” but YouTube thinks that that’s too many characters. Just like with their arbitrary and draconian description-length limit, I am being OPPRESSED by their nonsensical policies. Isn’t there a whole social movement going on right…