“I’m bored,” JaVale McGee announced, throwing his controller on the ground. “No, you’re just butthurt because you suck at Fortnite,” Nick Young replied from his relaxed position in a recliner, a bag of Doritos resting in between his legs. “That’s not the same as boredom.” “I’m not even mad right now, for real” JaVale retorted,…
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Russell Westbrook All 57 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“Hey man,” Russell Westbrook said to Paul George as the latter walked into the gym where they were holding their off-season practice session. “You know, it’s funny, sometimes I can’t believe you’re still here playing with me in Oklahoma City and not off with LeBron in LA.” Paul raised his eyebrows as he set down…
Read MoreAndre Drummond All 144 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
“When I agreed to hang out at your house and watch TV with you, dude, I didn’t sign up for the additional ‘listen to Andre strum out-of-tune chords on his guitar’ package,” Stanley Johnson said in an annoyed voice, turning up the volume on the TV to partially drown out the amateurish music coming from…
Read MoreWayne Ellington All 227 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part II)
So one thing I found out recently is that you can go out with girls on dates but not be looking for long-term companionship while doing it. That was pretty much a revelation for me because, in the past, when I pursued girls, it was always with the intent to make them my GF. This…
Read MoreWayne Ellington All 227 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation Part I)
[Ed. Note: This video is getting reuploaded because it got deleted, and the below description only makes sense in that context] My entire life was upended when I found out that I, for unknown reasons, couldn’t upload NBA highlight videos longer than ten minutes without them getting slapped worth a worldwide block and disappearing from…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 161 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
Giannis’ head was spinning as he drove home after dropping Rachel off at her apartment. Not only had he mustered up the courage to kiss her, a feat which he had not allowed himself to even believe possible, but she had reciprocated by kissing him again after they had said their goodbyes. To steady his…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein All 133 Dunks Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Dunkilation)
Willie Cauley-Stein was sitting on his living-room couch engaging in one of his favorite pastimes: browsing basketball-reference on his iPad while stoned. The stats were just so much more interesting, even funny on occasion, when read under the influence of marijuana. It was especially fun to go back to the box-scores of past games he…
Read MoreLauri Markkanen All 145 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation)
Lauri Markkanen was embroiled in a particularly pitched match of Rocket League when his doorbell unexpectedly rang. Knowing that his teammates would hate him if he abandoned the game, he ignored the repeated dings of the bell, even as they became more frequent and more urgent. “I’LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE!” he yelled towards…
Read MoreLonzo Ball All 90 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Three-ilation)
Lonzo Ball saw his phone buzzing with an incoming call, but ignored it. A player of his renown would go insane trying to answer every call that came his way. However, when the same number called his phone a second and then a third time, his interest was piqued, and when it called for the…
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