“Dear Diary,
Today after we lost to the Blazers, coach Mike was real angry with us. He said we need to “step up” because James can’t win the game all by himself. Then he said “Austin stepped up but nobody else did” and that made me happy even though he said it an angry way. I tried my best to help the team win. Hopefully I keep playing good so coach Mike doesn’t get mad at me. I hate it when people are mad at me.
When coach got done yelling at us, Beard Man asked me if I wanted to go to a club with him. I asked him if it was a secret club, like with a clubhouse and snacks and stuff, and he told me it was a “night” club. That made me remember something my Dad told me a long time ago, before I even played in the NBA. He said I shouldn’t go to “night” clubs because they’re bad places and people drink the bad stuff there. So I said to the Beard Man that I would just go home instead of going to the club with him.
Beard Man then said he wanted to “get me some pussy”, and I didn’t know what that was either, but I felt stupid for not knowing and asking all kinds of questions, so I just laughed and said that yeah I wanted to get some pussy but I couldn’t find any. That made Beard Man laugh which was good. I think I’m making friends already on my new team. But then he asked me again to come with him to the club and I said no again, so then he called me a “pussy” and walked away. That was confusing because if I’m already a pussy, why do I need to get a pussy? Maybe I’ll ask P.J later. He takes everything serious and never makes fun. Like when I asked him if Chris died yet. He said no Chris didn’t die yet. Too bad, I hate Chris a lot.
That’s all I have for you right now, Mr. Diary. Thanks for being there for me.
-Austin”