Seeing Bojan Bogdanovic with a cleanly-shaven, completely smooth face just two days after seeing him with an unchecked furry growth on his neck and cheeks is kinda tripping me out. It’s like two different people. One looks like a clean-cut high-school basketball coach and the other looks like a hobo straight off the streets of Zagreb. I don’t even know which version of Bojan I prefer, so I’m putting it to a vote:
Option A, “Beard-Boy Bogie”: Bojan with an unruly neckbeard that looks like it belongs to somebody who’s still playing Starcraft in his mom’s basement at age thirty. Sort of a rugged look, but also sort of a disgusting look.
Option B, “Babyface Bogie”: Bojan with no facial hair at all. His rosy cheeks are at their full prominence. Shaving is done with a really good razor for a smoothness that would probably feel great to rub your hands over. Not like I want to rub my hands on Bojan’s face. I most definitely do not want to do that.
Option c, “Bougie Bogie”: Bojan with cultivated facial hair, ranging from a little goatee to a luscious thick beard. I don’t believe we’ve ever seen this version of Bojan. I don’t think he knows how to grow real facial hair. The only thing he knows how to do is not shave. I hereby volunteer to be his life coach and help him pick a suitable facial hair style. (Disclaimer: I personally cannot grow facial hair at all.)
Leave your vote for the preferred Bogie version in the comments. I would cast a vote for myself but I think I like all of them equally. I’m so conflicted right now.