I am now thinking about how satisfying/unsatisfying a highlight video comprised only of 19 Frank Jackson free throws would be. We were pretty close in this one, with 7 free throws alongside only 4 buckets, but still far from a wholly free-throw video. I mean, 19 points just from the stripe would be a really…
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Furkan Korkmaz 16 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2019)
Furkan “Chuckan Statpadmaz” Korkmaz lived up to his nickname by chucking a bunch of balls into a bunch of hoops (well, just one hoop) in the very end of garbage time against the Wizards, pushing his total from a blah and uninteresting 7 to an exciting and noteworthy 16. He only needed 50 seconds to…
Read MoreZach Collins 16 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2019)
I am now fondly remembering with a smirk on my face all the overreactions to Zach Collins’ 6-block opening night. Since it happened on national TV, and everyone was watching because when the season’s just starting you watch any NBA action you possibly can, there were a lot of people who had never seen him…
Read MoreMalcolm Brogdon 24 Points/9 Layups Full Highlights (1/9/2019)
HOW. HOW HOW HOW HOW. TELL US THE REASON. Everyone talks about how dominant Giannis is finishing around the basket, but here’s a little known stat for you: Malcolm Brogdon has only missed one… layup the whole year. If he’s trying a layup, you know it’s going to go in. Somehow. Inexplicably. To figure out…
Read MoreCameron Payne 16 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2018)
Cameron Payne has had a strong start to his Cavaliers career. After scoring ten in his Cavs debut, a fine total, he scored sixteen in this one, the second game of his Cavs tenure. In both games, his three-pointer looked solid, even though history tells us that his three-pointer is definitely not solid at all….
Read MoreMichael Beasley 19 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2019)
This game from Michael “Waffle Fries” Beasley is reminiscent of some of the games he had during his stint in New York last season, and before that, during his stints with the Bucks and Rockets. The quick-hitting scoring done off the bench on a variety of drives, ISOs, and jumpshots is fun to watch when…
Read MoreKyle Kuzma Career High 41 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2019)
This game was totally a REVENGE GAME for Kyle Kuzma. But it wasn’t revenge against a former team that he has played for. No, it was revenge against the favored team of his childhood growing up in Flint, Michigan, the Detroit Pistons. “Wait a minute, Dee Tee Bee,” you howl in bewilderment. “Why would Kuz…
Read MoreWendell Carter 22 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2018)
In a draft class where there are nine players averaging double-figure scoring, Wendell Carter Jr. has slipped under the radar a little bit. He’s not putting up insane numbers on insane efficiency like certain other rookie centers whose names name with D’Andray Payton, and, despite being in a large media market, nobody hypes him up…
Read MoreSeth Curry 17 Points Full Highlights (1/9/2019)
I’m going to start calling Seth Curry “Coconut Curry” because his head kind of looks like a coconut would if you took out the furry brown shell and were just left with the white globe of actual coconut flesh. And because his last name is Curry. Get it? Coconut…Curry? This honestly might be my finest…
Read MoreMatthew Dellavedova 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/9/2019)
Matthew “Wacky Delly” Dellavedova continues to play well in a Cavs uniform after just completely being garbage in a Bucks uniform. Recently, the Bucks have been making everybody look good. They even made D.J. Wilson look good after he had been given up for dead by a sizable portion of the Bucks fanbase (not me…
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