January 14, 2019 – DownToBuck

DeAndre’ Bembry 18 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

It’s official: DeAndre’ Bembry HATES the city of Milwaukee. He averages 13 points per game over his career against them, the most he averages against any single team, as compared to his 6 ppg career average. The damage inflicted on the city would’ve been even greater had he not been DNPed in 6 of his…

Delon Wright 17 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

From my outside perspective, it seems like Raptors fans oscillate between who they want as their backup PG behind Kyle Lowry. One day it’s Fred VanVleet, the next it’s Delon Wright, the one after that it’s Lorenzo Brown (just kidding I know all Raptors fans hated that guy but the good news is that now…

Thomas Bryant 18 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

After Thomas “Thobe” Bryant scored 31 earlier this season without missing a field goal, every other video I make for him seems like worthless garbage unfit for viewing by anybody in any demographic. Not even fourteen-year-old Wizards fans, who are the theoretical prime market for Thobe highlight videos, would need to waste their time with…

Kyle Kuzma 29 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

The Lakers just lost to the Cavaliers (something that should never, ever happen), but whoever you blame, it shouldn’t be Kyle Kuzma. He had eighteen points in the fourth quarter. While his teammates choked and floundered, Kuzma was a steady and confident scorer who had to put the team on his back. Among the teammates…

Cedi Osman 20 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

I feel like, if you’re a Cedi Osman fan, this is the season where you’re going to want to pay attention to him. It’s like the perfect storm for him getting minutes. LeBron just left, opening up a huge hole in the rotation that needs to be filled with a warm body, plus, the Cavs…

Trae Young 26 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

Just like the Trevor Ariza video I uploaded an hour ago (and which is sitting at zero views currently – I expected at least one or two), which depicted Ariza barely missing a triple-double (he was one rebound short), this video shows Trae Young just barely missing the triple-double cutoff of ten assists. And when…

Otto Porter 27 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

When I have downtime during the day, I find that my thoughts wander. And instead of the topics that most young men’s thoughts wander to (Fortnite, ladies, ravioli with pesto sauce, babes, chicken wings, etc.) my thoughts wander to the following question: what if the Wizards had not matched the offer sheet that Otto Porter…

Trevor Ariza 23 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

Trevor “Not Mexican” Ariza was very close to a triple-double this game: he was just one rebound short. His final line of 23/9/10 might not have achieved that arbitrary statistical measure, but what it did do was prove to Washington fans that cutting ties with soon-to-be RFA Kelly Oubre Jr. in order to acquire the…

Pascal Siakam 24 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

First off, I am fully aware that Pascal Siakam had nineteen rebounds in this game. They are not represented in the title of the video because they are not represented in the video itself. The NBA play-by-play videos will allow you to view all of his rebounds if that’s what is arousing to you. Secondly,…

Luka Doncic 26 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

I watched much of this game live, which is a change of pace for me, given that I form most of my opinions on NBA basketball by looking at box-scores and making up stuff that sounds good in my head. When Luka “Lukadris” Doncic had that behind-the-back dribble to Dwight Powell for the alley-oop dunk,…