The Lakers just lost to the Cavaliers (something that should never, ever happen), but whoever you blame, it shouldn’t be Kyle Kuzma. He had eighteen points in the fourth quarter. While his teammates choked and floundered, Kuzma was a steady and confident scorer who had to put the team on his back. Among the teammates who deserve significant shares of blame:
Brandumb Thingram: Still doesn’t know what to do in a half-court offense
Jabroni Lames: So afraid of the Cavaliers that he faked an injury so he could skip the game
Suckin’ ‘Onzo Balls: Distracting teammates with funny stories about how his brothers got kicked out of Lithuania for sucking
Josh Fart: Playing Fortnite during timeouts isn’t a good look
Kentaviass Chuckwell-Poop: 0-of-6 from three isn’t gonna help your team win, bro
Fluke Walton: Has no idea how to implement an offense and doesn’t have a team full of stars to bail him out like he did in Golden State
Lakers fans: Didn’t cheer loud enough because they didn’t know where LeBron was
I think that’s more than enough blame to go around. And, as you can see, Kuzma deserves none of it. He is blameless in this loss.