Everybody makes life choices that they regret. Regret is probably the one thing that makes humans human, not like that fact makes me feel any better about my poor life choices.
The poor life choice in question is my decision to not make a Mikal Bridges fifteen-point highlight video immediately after making a Miles Bridges fifteen-point highlight video. The coincidence is just to coincidental to pass up, but I somehow passed it up anyway. And now I regret it. Badly. I regret this more than the time that a fast food employee gave me an extra box of chicken nuggets and an extra thing of fries for free because the person ahead of me in the drive-thru drove away without taking them, and then I tried to eat them all and I ended up basically ruining my ability to enjoy food of any sort for the next month. So you know there’s a lot of regret here.
At least I can make myself feel slightly better by watching this video. Bridges was clutch with his two free throws at the end, and he had a good second half overall after scoring zero points in the first half. His skinny arms don’t seem like they should be able to shoot a ball from three-point range, but as Corey Brewer and Lorenzo Brown have taught us, being skinny isn’t an obstacle to being in the NBA. It’s just as an obstacle to being good in the NBA.